Liek, hi.

Hallo, welcome to such a blog like this.
Yeah.
:D.
I shall talk in purple italics (Dead Star) :D. Because purple italics rulllle.Yay. ^^.

Please welcome, my love Khuros to teh new blogness. ^^.
-Steps aside and steals a muffin-

H.. Ha.. Hai2u! Thanks, Cleer, mah dah'lin ^^.Well, chicken dinners are popular in the news now for some reason; 'WHERE DID ALL TEH TURKEH GO!?' That is a very good question, all will be revealed soon, soon, VERY soon, REALLY, REALLY, soon, liek, RIGHT now. Yes, so, teh pwn Bird Flu virus has struck again, why us, may you ask? Well, that's a good question. A very good question. Isn't it? I think so. Anyways, we have it because Turkey doesn't like us and that's THE SIMPEL FACT THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED. k? ;D. Why the hell am I rambling on about Bird Flu when I could be donating rice on freerice? Oh, god, I feel like one of the cheesy advertisements now, 'CLICK HER FOR FREE MONEYZ!!1!!!1!!' And I'm, liek, 'no, go away plz' and it's like 'BUT PLZ I HAV NO MONIEZ I NED TO FEED MY KIDZ AND WYF!"!1!!11!' and I'm still like 'no, go away' and then it goes and annoys some other nub. The world is gullable, in a nutshell. Mm, cashews. Well, that's teh pwnz0rs news, goodbye? -Dies-

-Helps back to feet-
XD. Oh, but Wikipedia says Freerice is real!!11!! And everybody loves rices.
So it must be true :D. -Goes off to read horoscopes on an 'official proven website- :D:D

-Grabs tin of cashew nuts-
Yay. ^^.