Have Yourself A Merry Little Mole-Free Christmas...

...Moses free, o'course.

Me and Blair have thought it right to warn you all of a new, old friend (or should I say, FIEND?!1!!!!!!1111!!!) of ours.

Yes, it is...

-Drumroll-

MOSES. THE. MOLE.
(Shocking, isn't it?)

Doesn't he just LOOK ebil? I mean, c'mon, have you ever seen a -cough- EVILSCHEMEROFWORLDDESTRUCTIONALLIEDWITHFRICKIN'TOASTERS!!111!!1!! -cough- look more menacing, then...then...THAT?!

No. Thought not.

So, whilst you're out, eating all your turkeys, just think, if you see that toaster you got the last Friday of August looking at you suspiciously, run outside, screaming and warning the street, in a very dignified manner.

Because, you see, Moses is capable of practically anything. He can get inside your mind and rig it so you become his moletastic minion, doing his bidding at his will.

But, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Derived from secret sauces deep in the MoleMobile, we have found, Moses is partially vunerable, to...

...BR34D2T1X.

Yes, breadsticks. If you find a shifty mole, prod it with a breadstick, and if it reacts with a cautious meowing and a chainsaw hiss, you've found Moses.

However, there are many a mole, or, none evident at all, so, Moses is well camoflauged among us (check that plantpot you got from Wilkinsons NOW).

So, Moses often gets away with his trickery and tomfoolery.

Recently, there have been several reports of missing baby shoes and mittens, and a consequent toaster malfuction in the same household.

THIS. Is a sign that you have been...

MOSESED.

I've lost the Log of the Mosesed, any luck with finding it, Blair, my love?

Oh I wish it could be Christmas, everyday. (Not really, I just didn't know what to put) Well, maybe, ah, I better shut up

H.. H.. HAI2U once again! LOLOLOLOLOLspritzer. Anyways, carrying on from ze TITEL, I wouldn't really like it if it was Christmas today. Yes, I hear you, WHYWOULDYOUNOTWANTCHRISTMASEVERYDAY!?!?!?!? Because it's simple. WE SHALL RUN OUR OF DE TURKEH! Claire and I had this conversation today. The world will run out of poultry and there will be the FOURTH WORLD! EVEN WORSE THAN THE THIRD WORLD! WITH NO POULTRY THE WORLD WITH BLOW UP! YOUR A DIRTY, DIRTEH LITTLE TURKEH! Anyways, yeah. I don't know. Check out my new car? PEASSSSSH.

OfSTED Scheming.

I really do ask, how DARE they give our school fours and threes? We're not a bad school at all! It has been said that we need to up on achievement (for some sets) a bit, but c'mon...Bluddy local newspaper (that Charlotte bought and began to eat, by the way, and that was my advise) stating that we've FAILED. On the front page (with a story about a samurai guy who'd been saved by a taser gun, now, that was interesting). Us lot in A1 for English aren't half scheming and plotting now! Alice and I are going to plan the demise of OfSTED, on MSN, tonight. Care to join us? :D.
Hehehe, scheming, and I've got lucozaaade. XD.

Liek, hi.

Hallo, welcome to such a blog like this.
Yeah.
:D.
I shall talk in purple italics (Dead Star) :D. Because purple italics rulllle.Yay. ^^.

Please welcome, my love Khuros to teh new blogness. ^^.
-Steps aside and steals a muffin-

H.. Ha.. Hai2u! Thanks, Cleer, mah dah'lin ^^.Well, chicken dinners are popular in the news now for some reason; 'WHERE DID ALL TEH TURKEH GO!?' That is a very good question, all will be revealed soon, soon, VERY soon, REALLY, REALLY, soon, liek, RIGHT now. Yes, so, teh pwn Bird Flu virus has struck again, why us, may you ask? Well, that's a good question. A very good question. Isn't it? I think so. Anyways, we have it because Turkey doesn't like us and that's THE SIMPEL FACT THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED. k? ;D. Why the hell am I rambling on about Bird Flu when I could be donating rice on freerice? Oh, god, I feel like one of the cheesy advertisements now, 'CLICK HER FOR FREE MONEYZ!!1!!!1!!' And I'm, liek, 'no, go away plz' and it's like 'BUT PLZ I HAV NO MONIEZ I NED TO FEED MY KIDZ AND WYF!"!1!!11!' and I'm still like 'no, go away' and then it goes and annoys some other nub. The world is gullable, in a nutshell. Mm, cashews. Well, that's teh pwnz0rs news, goodbye? -Dies-

-Helps back to feet-
XD. Oh, but Wikipedia says Freerice is real!!11!! And everybody loves rices.
So it must be true :D. -Goes off to read horoscopes on an 'official proven website- :D:D

-Grabs tin of cashew nuts-
Yay. ^^.