Oh I wish it could be Christmas, everyday. (Not really, I just didn't know what to put) Well, maybe, ah, I better shut up

H.. H.. HAI2U once again! LOLOLOLOLOLspritzer. Anyways, carrying on from ze TITEL, I wouldn't really like it if it was Christmas today. Yes, I hear you, WHYWOULDYOUNOTWANTCHRISTMASEVERYDAY!?!?!?!? Because it's simple. WE SHALL RUN OUR OF DE TURKEH! Claire and I had this conversation today. The world will run out of poultry and there will be the FOURTH WORLD! EVEN WORSE THAN THE THIRD WORLD! WITH NO POULTRY THE WORLD WITH BLOW UP! YOUR A DIRTY, DIRTEH LITTLE TURKEH! Anyways, yeah. I don't know. Check out my new car? PEASSSSSH.